what the heck ill compete with salvador dali. ill punch a melting clock right in its face. see that?? that was a clock pun. does salvador dali make clock puns? no because hes fucking salvadead
modern au bubbline bye
i scream you scream we all scream ‘cause we’re all terrified
Hot for teacher
Behold the epic glory of the Settlers of Catan Nacho Bar.
Now part of an entire Settlers of Catan cookbook, Wood for Sheep!
korra get your head out of the gutter
holy shit my crack otp at last AT LAST IT RETURNS
No, I don’t blindly love on female characters. It’s all in the math. I try to approach everything with a 100%, resulting in a slightly biased 55% love potential for the ladies and 45% for the men. However, of you give me a 7:1 ratio of men to women, that leaves 55% love for the singular female character and 6.43% love for each male character. Therefore, my devotion is completely justified by the numbers, it’s not me, it’s science.